Ask Schnirring

so i figured its about time for my own column and since I'm bored out of my mind this duty weekend i figured i would test the "waters". so to everyone out there this is your chance to ask me any question about lacrosse, life and the meaning of it, the military, where i do my dry cleaning, or even what restaurant you want to eat at tonight (placed in order of importance of course). I am willing to share my thoughts in hopes that i can possibly make a difference in someones life (and maybe get my own forum from jack and jaron).

Dear Schnirro,

I was wondering when you are planning on making another appearance in the Wisconsin area?

Love and kisses,
Jaron

Dear Schnirro,

What are your feelings on global warming(or cooling) and how do you see it affecting us wisconsinites.

-bpb36

Dear Schnirro,

Why does North Dakota weather suck so much?

Schnirro where are you?

Dear Schnirro,
Are the rumors of you dating Michael Jackson again true?
Love, Butters

Dear Schnirro,

Assuming the crime is completely anonymous, please describe (in painful detail) what you would do to Butters if confronted in a dark alley.

Also, please tell us all a story of your adventures with Jack and Jaron.

Also, can you describe what its like to be the certified "O.G. Gangsta" of Wisconsin lacrosse? What was your most memorable lacrosse experience?

Love,

JP

Bretty is definitely an OG.

Sorry for the late response i don't get paid enough right now to make this more then a weekly column

dear jaron,
my next appearance in the Wisconsin area is TBA... im looking at the feb. time frame.

dear bigpattyboy36,
global warming is just Mother Natures time of the month but Wisconsin will be fine.

dear SiouxLax,
North Dakota weather sucks because its not South Dakota (the state i was born in)

dear lefty019,
I am in Virginia beach, VA

Dear Butters,
You're a cheerleader

Dear jack,
the things i would do to the party in question should not be disclosed on these forums in case the situation arises.

Once a long long time ago jack jaron and myself were on a boat and i almost killed myself with an inner tube...true story

its like a dream being an OG. my most memorable lacrosse experience is EVERY goal i scored against Middleton which is almost uncountable.

its been fun i hope you guys enjoy and i'm looking forward to next weeks questions

Dear Schnirring,

What is more ferocious, a lion or a tiger?

Dear Schnirro,

The Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples

Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp, and I am just gonna snap.

Yea sorry about the whole almost killing you with the inner tube thing. My B.

Miss ya brah.

Bretty,

Will you be back this week?

Mr. Storts
sadly i will not be able to enjoy the comforts of Madison this week but i am looking forward to my next trip back. however i do not know when that will be